Saint Knickerless

Christmas is a time for celebrating the birth of Christ. What better place to do that than in a Church? But beware: church is full of crazy folk. There are always women in the choir who can’t sing, and enthusiastic recent converts who play the drums too loudly. Someone may have even forgotten to change his or her colostomy bag. And sometimes, if you’re lucky, someone will go to church without her knickers on.